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"Alle Kinder fahren Boot, nur nicht Gunther, der ging unter." "Alle Kinder fahren Boot, nur nicht Kai, den fraß der Hai." "Boating makes me wet..." "Mitgehangen, mitgefangen, sprach der Wurm zum Fisch." "Why are oceans so strong?"
"Because of all the mussels."
"What's big and blue and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?"
"The Pacific Ocean."
"What's the depest part of the ocean?"
"The bottom"
"Where does a boat go when it's sick"
"The dock."
"Why aren't boats equipped with artificial intelligence?"
"Nobody wants to get on a thinking ship."
"Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?"
"You stop pretending."
"What do you call a ship that's 50% off?"
A sale boat.
"What do you call a dog on a U-boat?"
"A subwoofer."
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